Mamma....Mia!

Oggi Queen Zit chi ha dato la Bella Notizia.
Cercavo qualcosa di carino per augurarle una buona maternità.
Un biglietto di auguri virtuale con un bimbi di Anne Geddes?
Carino si, ma troppo scontato.
Cercavo qualcosa più simile a me.
Poi ho trovato questo.

Non è ancora la seconda domenica di maggio ma faccio lo stesso un augurio
a Queen Zit e a tutte le bloggers che quest'anno si prepareranno a diventare mamme.

Eh certo che sarebbe stata cosa gradita la traduzione.
Che ci posso fare? Non l'ho trovata, e allora?
Il mio Gugol Transleit non sa tradurre i dialetti, il rap e lo slang.
Piuttosto....qualche volontario?
Cosi finalmente capiamo bene cosa ci dicono queste cinque mammone?


BUN IN THE OVEN
You say you like your shorties nice and plump
Well ain't nothing plumper than a baby bump
Listen up, y'all Busta Brothers
Wanna be a real mother fu*%er then fu*% a real mother.

Hell to the yeah I got some baby fat,
But mostly I'm just fat, where my baby's at
So move that baby over boy and get with that
Time for you to feed the chubby kitty cat. No strings attatched.
(what) I ain't sick, eight months pregnant and my belly's thick
Put your nutz on my gut, you can feel him kick
I ain't craving pickles - Yo, I'm craving dick. Trick.

Gotta bun in the oven, So get with the lovin'
Before I start pushing, You need to start shovin'
Got one month to go so, don't take it slow
Gotta a bundle in my belly and a fire down below

No need to take me on a dinner date
My areolas are the size of dinner plate.
Go downtown daddy but beware
'cuz I can't see to shave no hair, it's a jungle down there.
Don't sweat me like I'm some psychotic
I'm just hopped up on the juice and the juice is amniotic
Speaking of juice, if you'd like a golden shower,
With this baby on my bladder, I pee twenty times an hour.

I roll hard, G, I'm a pregnant Blitzkrieg
The crew that I roll with, La Leche League
It's like the Godfather, And I'm Al Pacino
But I don't spray bullets, I spray milk for cappuccinos

Gotta bun in the oven, so get with the lovin
Before I start pushin, you need to start shovin
Got one month to go so don't take it slow
Gotta a bundle in my belly and a fire down below

The clock is going tic-toc, so c'mere with that big jock.
I'm already knock-knock, this baby ain't no co*k-block,
I'm thick, I'm round, I got some triple D Mounds.
So get it up and get down, I'm the newest MILF in town

Hey, look at that Mommy, look at that tummy,
Look at those ta-tas, sho nuff yummy.
Look at that junk in the trunk, baby's got back, baby's got front!

Gotta bun in the oven, so get with the lovin
Before I start pushing you need to start shovin
Got one month to go so don't take it slow
Gotta a bundle in my belly and a fire down below
So...how about a quickie?


p.s. Fa niente se scopro ora che la Queen Zit ci ha preso tutti in giro....il post me lo tengo lo stesso.